I've spent a predominantly lazy, largely unsupervised Friday afternoon perusing my newly instated matches. In an effort to entice me to fork over another $120, eHarmz has been continuing to send me my perfect doods since I retired, leaving me with quite a bunch to sift through. Bring on the man of my dreams!
My selective amnesia of my first beginning encounter with eHarmony was jolted back into reality when I realized most of them are still woof, and short woofs at that. However I stumbled across P, 29, another lawyer (for crying out loud) who may be an even bigger soulmate than Original Lawyerboy, despite his penchant for the JFK Air Train (swoon!). I knew right off the bat we'll be in virtual love when his "most important thing he's looking for" is someone who "knows the girl's part to the song I Would Do Anything for Love, by Meatloaf." Honeybun, I've had that down pat since 11th grade. I smell a karaoke-themed date in our future... Reason number two for my immediate internet crush: P is thankful that the Jersey Shore crew is headed for Miami. Heart. Reason number three is a no brainer, he's Canadian. Admitedly a downside on the surface, but dig deeper and you realize Canadians are awesome at beer and hockey (plus and plus), and decidedly not awesome at American Football, so he won't interfere with my Sunday addiction.
I stifled the urge to immediately Fast Track since I have no idea how seasoned of a internet lova he is.
Meanwhile, I'm internet whorishly doling out my Cosmoquiz questions to anyone with a pulse in a new form of summer dating strategy of Ma$$ Quantity.
'til 5 o'clock xo,
$L#1
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I want to thank you for starting this blog! I too joined eHarm at the beginning of 2010, and have since talked to way too many woofs, met someone I connected with and started dating (while also canceling my eHarm memb)...only to be told 2 months later that they weren't over their ex, and am now in the process of completely letting that go and moving on.
ReplyDeleteI heard about your blog back in the beginning but only recently caught up on all the entries. You do not know how helpful it has been! I'm not alone in this love/hate relationship with eHarm and guys in general. It was like a good book I curled up with at night.
That said, what happened? No eHarm? No blog? No stories?